…and that’s a wrap.

“Okay, play the Love Theme from The Sussman Show and roll credits.”


With my big black boots and an old suitcase
I do believe I’ll find myself a new place
I don’t want to be the bad guy
I don’t want do your sleepwalk dance anymore
I just want to see some palm trees
I will try and shake away this disease

We can live beside the ocean
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers

Watch the world die

Adios, y’all…

Shoot me an email if you’re so inclined.

That’s all folks. Love you all!!

Surprize! A Crappy New Webpage!

The Post Reg Date Calculator is finally fixed!! Yay!

Click or hover over The menu items above for the links. If there is a link outside the firewall, I used that. But some links are not public and are available only inside the firewall.

USPTO Webmail Webmail still works.  It’s there on the left – click on the airmail stamp.   You’ll need your fob and you need to know your 6 digit fob pin, and you need to know your PTONet password to log in.  If you forgot your pin, the service desk can reset it for you.

The latest iteration of the TMEP.  This is the version outside the firewall.  But it’s supposed to be identical to the one inside.

Class Guides.  Recently updated by ID Class in light of the 2017 Nice changes. These contain ancient lore regarding each class of goods and services from some of the famous examining attorneys of days gone by such as Terry Rupp, Kim Kreheley, and …well, me.  Available only inside the firewall.

Be sure to let me know how much you hate LO 101.com and what I can do make it less horrible.  Thanks!

-Ron Sussman